Short American Idol RPF Fics

up to 5,000 words

Hands Down (This is the Best Day I Can Ever Remember) aka the hand porn

Kris/Adam | 2,200 words | NC-17 | Future Fic | December 6th, 2010

“Can I have my hand back?” Adam says, chuckling nervously.

Beep! aka the fake robot fic

Kris/Adam | 1,400 words | PG-13 | AU | October 31st, 2010

The sad thing is, Kris had actually practiced his beeping.

Dance, Dance aka the dance class fic

Kris/Adam | 3,400 words | R | AU | October 21st, 2010

Kris is not equipped to handle grinding in broad daylight.

Write or Die Ficlets aka the comment box ficlets

Kris/Adam | 20,150 words | NC-17 | Future Fic/AU/Crack/Aliens/Werewolves/Genies | August, 2010

Unconnected stories written for prompts and directly into the comment box. No planning or editing were involved in the making of these fics.

Edge

Kris/Adam | NC-17 | Future Fic | Porn | 2,850 words

Kris' couch is just right for cuddling.

Scene

Kris/Adam | NC-17 | Porn Star AU | Porn | 2,750 words

It was supposed to be just a blowjob.

Stakes

Kris/Adam | R | Reporter!Kris AU | 3,600 words

Okay, the thing is, Kris really needs this job. And if he doesn't get a quote from Adam Lambert on his ex-fiance's DUI, he's definitely getting fired.

Claim

Kris/Adam | NC-17 | Future Fic | Werewolf!Kris | Bonding | 4,500 words

"Don't," Kris says, voice hoarse. "Don't come any closer."

Sleepy

Kris/Adam | PG-13 | Future Fic | 600 words

"Come on, you," Kris says, pulling at Adam's arm to drag him up.

Birds and Bees

Kris/Adam | PG-13 | AU | 1,250 words

“Oh,” Kris says. “When you said out of your hair, I didn't realize you meant that literally.”

Exotic

Kris/Adam | PG | AU | Alien!Adam | Crack | 166 words

"What do you mean no?" the alien says, looking taken aback.

Lambent

Kris/Adam | NC-17 | AU | Genie!Adam | Crack | 4,400 words

Kris blinks at the lamp in his hand and tries not to think about how the six foot guy fit into it.

The Bowl aka the gummi bear fic

Kris/Adam | 1,700 words | PG-13 | Future Fic | Crack | Transformation | August 25th, 2010

“Welcome to my hallucination,” Adam greets him. “Sorry about the insanity. I think someone slipped me something.”

Path aka the sga crossover

Kris/Adam | 400 words | PG-13 | AU | July 27th, 2010

“I can explain,” Kris says, trying to hold onto Adam’s hand.

Light (sequel to path)

Kris/Adam | 1,850 words | R | AU | August 1st, 2010

Kris is the only one let into the temple, because Adam—their priest, or shaman, or whatever . . . Kris may have spaced out during the introductions—finds him soothing.

Harmony (sequel to light)

Kris/Adam | 3,000 words | PG-13 | AU | November 24th, 2010

“Let me start,” Sheppard says, gesturing with his beer bottle. “Sir, I would like to go back to the planet with the glittery temple.” He makes a face. “The answer is ‘no.’”

Healing (sequel to harmony)

Kris/Adam | 1,800 words | NC-17 | AU | December 12th, 2010

“I wanted you to stay,” Adam says. “But I thought you would leave.”

Hold aka the fluffy prison au

Kris/Adam | 2,400 words | R | AU | June 30th, 2010

“You can have the bottom bunk,” Lambert says, pushing Kris unceremoniously into the cell. Then he smirks. “I like the top.”

Sam aka the accidental adoption fic

Kris/Adam | 2,400 words | PG-13 | Future Fic | Baby Fic | June 22nd, 2010

When Kris calls from his latest humanitarian trip and tells Adam that he has kind of sort of maybe possibly accidentally adopted a baby girl, Adam laughs for ten minutes straight.

Out There aka the x-files/doctor who fusion

Kris/Adam | 1,980 words | R | AU | Crack | May 28th, 2010

“They’re out there,” Neil tells him, pointing to his the truth is out there poster.

The Family Way aka the slutty babyfic

Kris/Adam | 2,450 words | NC-17 | AU | Established Relationship | Porn | April 12th, 2010

"You want to break up with me, because... Danielle had a baby?"

Golden aka the unicorn fic

Kris/Adam | 2,000 words | NC-17 | AU | Crack | HP Fusion | March 24th, 2010

“There’s a reason they call this place the Forbidden Forest.”

After aka the 'katy gets married' fic

Kris/Adam | 1,000 words | PG-13 | Future Fic | Established Relationship | February 2nd, 2010

“You want me to leave you alone?”

The Cabinets aka house-hunting fic

Kris/Adam | 731 words | PG | Future Fic | Established Relationship | January 31st, 2010

“You want to get this house?”

Crabwise aka the crabby proposal fic

Kris/Adam | 888 words | PG-13 | Future Fic | Crack | Established Relationship | January 26th, 2010

Adam doesn’t mean to get a pet crab.

Move (Sideways) (sequel to crabwise)

Kris/Adam | 550 words | PG | Future Fic | Crack | Established Relationship | March 28th, 2010

“He doesn’t wanna go.”

The Gift aka the gift kiss fic

Kris/Adam | 680 words | PG-13 | Future Fic | January 11th, 2010

“A kiss?”

The Drapes (sequel to the gift)

Kris/Adam | 1,400 words | PG-13 | Future Fic | January 14th, 2010

Kris would never leave him alone when he’s sick.

The Jacket (sequel to the drapes)

Kris/Adam | 1,175 words | PG-13 | Future Fic | January 21st, 2010

"It’ll be too big on me."

Shelter aka the puppy!kris fic

Kris/Adam | 818 words | G | AU | January 10th, 2010

When the inevitable happens and someone adopts Kris, Adam handles the whole thing with grace.

La Mer aka the mermaid fic

Kris/Adam | 3,800 words | NC-17 | AU | January 5th, 2010

If only making Kris happy was that easy.

Conquered (by a Wily Voice and Eyes) aka the thief!adam fic

Kris/Adam | 1,650 words | PG-13 | AU | January 3rd, 2010

“Are you trying to get yourself killed?”

Exit Wounds (sequel to conquered)

Kris/Adam | 4,670 words | PG-13 | AU | Hurt/Comfort | Jealousy | April 19th, 2010

What kind of an idiot would break into a cop’s apartment, anyway?

Long Live the King (sequel to exit wounds)

Kris/Adam | 4,800 words | NC-17 | AU | Hurt/Comfort | May 28th, 2011

Johnson grins. "The King," he says slowly, savoring the words, "is dead."

Change aka the accidental kiss fic

Kris/Adam | 1,670 words | PG-13 | Future Fic | December 30th, 2009

It’s not like Kris plans it.

Waiting For This Moment aka the elevator fic

Kris/Adam | 2,670 words | PG-13 | AU | November 19th, 2009

The lights will be back on soon. Surely, there’s a backup generator or something. It’ll kick in. Any second now.

Seven Months aka the moping fic

Kris/Adam | 1,234 words | PG-13 | Future Fic | November 16th, 2009

Adam places his hands on his hips and declares, "I'm not letting you mope anymore."

The Couch aka the tv fic

Kris/Adam | 1,800 words | PG-13 | Future Fic | November 8th, 2009

"This is a couch for tiny people," Adam says with a pout. "Did you buy this couch just so I won't stay over?"

Morning aka the morning after drabble

Kris/Adam | 287 words | R | Future Fic | October 19th, 2009

He is in bed with Adam. And they are both naked.

Breakfast (sequel to morning)

Kris/Adam | 553 words | PG | Future Fic | September 20th, 2009

"Are you going to eat?"

Hang the Sense of It aka the dinosaur fic

Kris/Adam | 4,250 words | R | AU | September 24th, 2009

The date starts out pretty normally.

The Introduction (sequel to hang the sense of it)

Kris/Adam | 897 words | NC-17 | AU | February 1st, 2010

“Kristopher? I know you’re in there. I saw your car.”

The Supply Closet (sequel to the introduction)

Kris/Adam | 2,000 words | NC-17 | AU | February 7th, 2010

Adam finds Kris in a supply closet by the kitchen, crouching between shelves of toilet paper with his head in his hands.

A Different Corner aka the southern belle fic

Kris/Adam | 1,990 words | R | AU | September 23rd, 2009

"What's with the dress?"

The Tale of the Sad Panda aka the bamboo fic

Kris/Adam | 1,920 words | PG-13 | Tour Fic | September 17th, 2009

They are on tour and will be thrown together for months to come; who knows what might happen?

Stardust of Yesterday aka the 'kris gets a clue' fic

Kris/Adam | 1,500 words | PG-13 | Future Fic | September 16th, 2009

It's been seven years and three months since the end of American Idol.

Merry and Bright aka the christmas fic

Kris/Adam | 1,220 words | PG-13 | AU | September 9th, 2009

Every year, Kris expects things to be different when he comes back, but every year they stay the same. No matter how much his life changes, home is always just like he left it.

Strings aka the sandwich fic

Kris/Adam | 2,280 words | PG-13 | AU | September 7th, 2009

Kris doesn’t mean to break up with Katy over it; it just happens.

Any Second Now aka the shaving fic

Kris/Adam | 1,290 words | PG-13 | Future Fic | September 7th, 2009

“I’ll help you out with that, don’t worry.”

A Question of Lust (sequel to any second now)

Kris/Adam | 2,030 words | NC-17 | Future Fic | September 14th, 2009

“I didn’t know you were into watching.”

Epiphany aka the snuggly!kris fic

Kris/Adam | 800 words | PG-13 | Future Fic | August 31st, 2009

Kris is like an octopus when he is drunk; wiggly and floppy and with arms everywhere.

The Date (sequel to epiphany)

Kris/Adam | 1,800 words | PG-13 | Future Fic | August 31st, 2009

Adam does not like getting his hopes up.

Be Cool (companion piece to the date)

Kris/Adam | 1,170 words | PG-13 | Future Fic | September 3rd, 2009

Never trust a drink that glows in the dark.

Stay (sequel to be cool)

Kris/Adam | 535 words | NC-17 | Future Fic | September 7th, 2009

“You can’t leave yet,” Kris mumbles against Adam’s lips.

On the Verge of Something Wonderful aka the seduction fic

Kris/Adam | 1,500 words | NC-17 | Future Fic | August 28th, 2009

“We said we’d wait.”

Beyond the Blue aka the dancing fic

Kris/Adam | 1,400 words | PG-13 | Future Fic | August 26th, 2009

“Dancing,” Adam explains. “This song calls for it.”

The World in an Hourglass aka the masquerade fic

Kris/Adam | 3,400 words | NC-17 | AU | August 23rd, 2009

Kris is pretty sure he will never enjoy kissing anyone as much as he has enjoyed these lips; clearly they are made of sin.

A Million Dreams to Fulfill (sequel to the world in an hourglass)

Kris/Adam | 1,870 words | PG-13 | AU | September 15th, 2009

It's all Brad's fault.

From the Moment aka the hospital fic

Kris/Adam | 1,650 words | NC-17 | Future Fic | H/C | August 22nd, 2009

Adam is in the studio, discussing the intro of the new song with James when Kevin walks in, eyes huge, and says “Dude, did you hear about Kris?”

Tangled aka the prostitute drabble

Kris/Adam | 590 words | PG-13 | AU | August 6th, 2009

“If it isn’t my favorite doctor.”

Life in Detail (sequel to tangled)

Kris/Adam | 780 words | R | AU | September 8th, 2009

“You’re the only man I know who would say no to a blowjob.”

And Dream Away (sequel to life in detail)

Kris/Adam | 4,100 words | PG-13 | AU | November 3rd, 2009

They always did everything backwards.

Fools and Kings aka adam the dragon slayer

Kris/Adam | 3,700 words | PG-13 | AU | Crack | August 5th, 2009

"This is ridiculous. You're done with this kingdom's dragons and now you're branching out?"

Over Land and Sea (sequel to fools and kings)

Kris/Adam | 1,290 words | PG-13 | AU | Crack | September 16th, 2009

"We could go away."

Love and War aka the (failed) tour drabble

Kris/Adam | 1,200 words | PG | Tour Fic | July 21st, 2009

Despite what everyone thinks, Adam does not fall in love with Kris during American Idol.